Importance of Employee in a Company

This is a masterpiece..

Boss: So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realised that  you have importance  in Company and company cannot function without you???
Employee : "Sir, whenever I asked for a leave"..... 

Husband and wife mein jhagda ho raha

Husband and wife mein jhagda ho raha tha Biwi: Kaash main apni maa ki baat maan leti aur tum se shaadi na karti  Pati: Kya matlab tumhari ma...