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Showing posts with label Hilarious Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hilarious Jokes. Show all posts
:)Technological Innocence !
A girl posted a question in a WhatsApp group:
"Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit?"
Another Girl in the group replied:
"Yes....but it will also become Windows-14."
ALL boys left group :P :P
Another Girl in the group replied:
"Yes....but it will also become Windows-14."
ALL boys left group :P :P
A Suspicious Wife
Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband: Yes.
Wife : Turn on the mixer.
Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day......
Suspicious Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure?
Husband : Yes.
Wife: Turn on the mixer.
Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him, "Son, where is your father?"
Son: "I don't know, he went out with the mixer..:):):):)
Husband : At home love.
Wife: Are you sure?
Husband: Yes.
Wife : Turn on the mixer.
Husband : (turns mixer on) Rrrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
Another day......
Suspicious Wife: Where are you?
Husband : At home love. Wife: Are you sure?
Husband : Yes.
Wife: Turn on the mixer.
Husband: (turns mixer on) Rrreeereeeereeee...
Wife: Ok my love goodbye.
The next day, the wife decides to go home without notice, and finds her son alone and she asks him, "Son, where is your father?"
Son: "I don't know, he went out with the mixer..:):):):)
Technological Innocence !
A girl posted a question in a WhatsApp group:
"Guys, if I install Windows-7 of 32 bit two times then will it become 64 bit?"
Another Girl in the group replied:
"Yes....but it will also become Windows-14."
ALL boys left group :P :P
3 Drunk Guys entered a Taxi :)
3 drunk guys entered a taxi...
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so
he started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them.... "We have reached".
The 1st guy gave him money &
The 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,
thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied:
"Next time drive slowly" :):):)
The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so
he started the engine & turned it off again.
He told them.... "We have reached".
The 1st guy gave him money &
The 2nd guy said "thank you".
The 3rd guy gave the driver a slap.
The driver was shocked,
thinking the 3rd drunk knew what he did.
he asked "whats that for?".
The 3rd guy replied:
"Next time drive slowly" :):):)
Importance of Employee in a Company
This is a masterpiece..
Boss: So tell me young man, on what all occasions have you realised that you have importance in Company and company cannot function without you???
Employee : "Sir, whenever I asked for a leave".....
Employee : "Sir, whenever I asked for a leave".....
Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.
Crazy people on my WhatsApp list.
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 days! He's probably dead.
2. Someone never sends anything, then at night once a week/month he says: "Good night" !
3. Someone is sick since the time I added him.
4. Someone steals my status and keeps it at the same time when I do.
5. Someone is "Driving" ..since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!
6. Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him.. Seems like he wants to play table tennis!
7. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!" .guess his time stood still
8. Someone's status is "Happy" since one month. Living in Paradise?
9. Someone when I send a broadcast he just puts a smiley face.
10. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I know it! That's why you're on my list!
11. Someone writes "urgent calls only", dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance ?
12. Most say, "can't talk whatsapp only" dude then throw away ur phone.. Your not using the phone's primary function
1. Someone on his status "Sleeping" ...since 3 days! He's probably dead.
2. Someone never sends anything, then at night once a week/month he says: "Good night" !
3. Someone is sick since the time I added him.
4. Someone steals my status and keeps it at the same time when I do.
5. Someone is "Driving" ..since 5 days! I guess he reached Dubai!!
6. Someone sends me back exactly what I sent to him.. Seems like he wants to play table tennis!
7. Someone still has his status as "Happy New Year!" .guess his time stood still
8. Someone's status is "Happy" since one month. Living in Paradise?
9. Someone when I send a broadcast he just puts a smiley face.
10. From first day their status is, 'Hey there! I'm using WhatsApp' I know it! That's why you're on my list!
11. Someone writes "urgent calls only", dont get it.. Are u in the police or ambulance ?
12. Most say, "can't talk whatsapp only" dude then throw away ur phone.. Your not using the phone's primary function
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