Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,

Banta- mai khol du,

Santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

Santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.

Banta: kyun?

Santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker

Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'

Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya

Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.

Teacher Santa Se: Dahi Ka English Bataao....?
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Santa: Milk Sleeping In The Night
And Savere Savere Tight.....!!!

SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..

Santa aur Banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi
banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga
santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar

Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.
Banta- to isme prob kya hai?
Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi..

SANTA- Aaj kal zyada bachche judwa kyo paida hote hai?


BANTA-Desh me itna AATANKWAAD badh gaya hai ke bachche akele aane se darte hai.

Latest New santa banta jokes 2014

Santa student: Miss, kya aap mujhe raat ko call kar rahi thi??

Teacher: Nahi toh...

Santa: Kamaal hai, subah mere mobile pe likha tha...
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MISS CALL..

Santa: Yaar Sooraj Raat Ko
Kyu Nahi Nikalta?

Banta:
Kya Pata Nikalta Bhi Ho
Andhera Itna Hota Hai Ki Dikhai Kuch Nahi Deta.

3 sardar picnic par gae wahan ja kar yad aya k pepsi to ghar bhol gaye
Decide kia ki sab se chota sardar ja kar pepsi le aaye

Chota sardar:Main is shart par jata hun k tum mere ane tak samose nahi khao ge
Dono ne kaha thik hai
1 din guzar gaya sardar ni aya
2 din guzr gaye
2no ne socha k ab samose kha lne chahye

Jaise hi samosa uthaya chota sardar ped k peche se nikal k bola....

Aisa karo ge to main nahi jauga.

Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?


Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....

Santa- tumne itne chhote-Chhote baal Q katwaye?


Banta- naai ke paas 3 rupye khulle nahin the, to main bola 3 rupay ke aur kaat de.....

Santa and Doctor

Santa Apni Problem Leke Doctor Ke Pass Gaya Aur Bola: Doctor Sahab, Jab Bhi Main Seedha Khada Rah Kar... Halka Sa Jhuk Kar Apni Left Leg Ghutne Se Modkar Seedha Karta Hoon... Phir Right Leg Ko Ghutne Se Modkar Seedha Karta Hoon Tab Kamar Mein Dard Hota Hai. Doctor, Hairani Se: Abe Agar Aisa Karne Se Dard Hota Hai Toh Tu Aisa Drama Karta Hi Kyun Hai? Santa, Badi Hi Masoomiyat Se: Toh Kya Main Ab Underwear Bhi Na Pahnu?