Whatsapp jokes

Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula, Banta- mai khol du, Santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

Santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana. Banta: kyun? Santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

Santa 2 Banta: Yeh doctor log operation karne se pehle Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen? Banta: Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Sardar: Aj BV ne bohat mara Major Saab: Kyun? . Sardar: I was kissing Kareena Major Saab: Wao Katrena Kaif Sardar: Nhi yar meri nokrani Kareena.

Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa Wife: y r u standing here? Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun Wife: Tou Jao Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei

Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya. Phir dusri side se bahar nikla Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:???? Yaar, ye konsa road tha???????? Itne sare speed breaker

Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon Dost: Kya Mazak Krti Ha? Sardar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli Dudhwala.