Wedding speech of a girl to her in-laws

Wedding speech of a girl to her in-laws:

My dear New Family,
I thank u 4 welcoming me in this new house,
Firstly I must tell u
that my Presence here should not Change ur Life Routines,
Those who used to wash cloths must keep on doing it,
Those who Cooked must keep Cooking,
Those who Clean must keep Cleaning,
I'll not Disturb Anybody's Routine,
So far as I'm concerned,

I'm here only to Eat BUN, Have FUN & Control ur SON.

Any questions?
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