5 FACTS ABOUT LIFE.
1) No matter how handsome & attractive you are, just remember that baboons and gorillas also attract tourists.
2) No matter how light skinned you are, you always need a light in the dark.
3) No matter how tall you are, you can never see tomorrow.
4) No matter how many cars you own, you'll still have to walk to the toilet.
5) No matter how big and strong you are, you cannot carry yourself to the grave......
So take it easy....
Life is short..
A Good laugh reading these 30 one liners
Dilberts hilarious thoughts A good 30 laughs at Dilbert's one liners: 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. 4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. 5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. 6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.. 7. Born free, taxed to death. 8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. 9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. 10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. 11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. 12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. 13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork. 14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. 15. The guy who invented the first wheel ...