Ladka Handsome hona chahiye Smart to

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 Ladka Handsome hona chahiye Smart to Phone bhi hote hain

 Phone to iPhone hona chahiye S1 S2 S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote

 hain Insaan ka dil Bada hona chahiye Chhota to Bheem bhi hai 

Aadmi ko Samjhdar hona chahiye Sensitive to Toothpaste bhi hota hai 

Teacher jyada Number dene wala hona chahiye Andaa to Murgi bhi deti hai 

Yuva Rashtrawadi Hone chahiye Cool to Navratna Oil bhi hai 

Rashtrapati Kalaam Hona Chahiye Mukherjee to Rani bhi hai v

 Bathroom mein Hair Dryer Hona chahiye Towel to Sreesanth ke paas bhi hai

 Ladki mein Akal honi chahiye Surat to Gujrat mein bhi hai 

Mobile General mode par hona chahiye Silent to Manmohan Singh bhi hain

 Seb meetha hona chahiye Lal to Advani bhi hain

 Ladka Dravid jaisa hone chahiye Rahul to Gandhi bhi hai

 Ghumna to Hill Station par chahiye Goa to Pan masala bhi hai 


Reply dhang ka hona chahiye Hmmmmmmm to bhains bhi kar leti hai

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