Pati aur Patni ki zabardast talk
पत्नी: हैलो! कहाँ हो?
पति: मोटीवेट कर रहा हूँ।
पति: मोटीवेट कर रहा हूँ।
पत्नी: किसे?
पति:
किसे क्या मतलब?
तेरा वेट कर रहा हूँ एक घंटे से ….. मोटी!
पति:
किसे क्या मतलब?
तेरा वेट कर रहा हूँ एक घंटे से ….. मोटी!
A Good laugh reading these 30 one liners
Dilberts hilarious thoughts A good 30 laughs at Dilbert's one liners: 1. I say no to alcohol, it just doesn't listen. 2. A friend in need is a pest indeed. 3. Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce. 4. Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time. 5. When everything comes in your way you're in the wrong lane. 6. The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.. 7. Born free, taxed to death. 8. Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film. 9. Life is unsure; always eat your dessert first. 10. Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking. 11. If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants. 12. It's not hard to meet expenses, they are everywhere. 13. I love being a writer... what I can't stand is the paperwork. 14. A printer consists of 3 main parts: the case, the jammed paper tray and the blinking red light. 15. The guy who invented the first wheel ...