Pati aur Patni ki zabardast talk
पत्नी: हैलो! कहाँ हो?
पति: मोटीवेट कर रहा हूँ।
पति: मोटीवेट कर रहा हूँ।
पत्नी: किसे?
पति:
किसे क्या मतलब?
तेरा वेट कर रहा हूँ एक घंटे से ….. मोटी!
पति:
किसे क्या मतलब?
तेरा वेट कर रहा हूँ एक घंटे से ….. मोटी!
Some Global Opinions on Marriages
��Some global opinions on marriages.. After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Al Gore ���� By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. - Socrates ���� Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Mike Tyson ���� I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs ��with me. - Bill Clinton ���� "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - George W. Bush �� "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Rudy Giuliani �� "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - Michael Jordan ���� Two secrets to keep your