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Girl: mera mobile Maa ke paas rehta hai...
Boy: Agar pakdi gayi toh Darling???
Girl: Tumhara number 'Battery Low' naam se save hai,
Jab bhi tumhara call aata hai, Maa kehti hai lo Charge karlo.

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