Best Answer by an Indian Citizen in Income Tax Return Form

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Best Answer given by an Indian Citizen:-
My Income Tax return form has been sent back because, In response to a question for 'Number of Dependents on you?', I replied:
"65% of population who doesn't pay taxes, 21 million illegal immigrants, 9,00,000 criminals in over 1382 prisons and above all 544 idiots in parliament".
They said, this is not an acceptable answer.
I am still wondering.....

 Who the hell did I miss out!!.
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