Jannat nahi Mannat

Bhagwan :- "Beta...! Koi Mannat maango..!!"

Bhakt :- "Plz muje Phir Se Unmarried kar dijiye...!"

Bhagwan :- "Beta Mannat maango...! Jannat nahi..!!!ЁЯШЖЁЯШЖ

Husband and wife mein jhagda ho raha

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