Husband and wife mein jhagda ho raha tha
Biwi: Kaash main apni maa ki baat maan leti aur tum se shaadi na karti
Pati: Kya matlab tumhari maa ne tumhe mujh se shaadi karne ke liye mana kiya tha ?
Biwi: Aur nahi toh kya Pati: Hey Bhagwaan main aaj tak us nek aurat ko kitna bura samjhta raha jisne mujhe bachana chaha
Santa se interview mein pucha gaya: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge ?? Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge Intrviwer: Why ?? Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye ?? Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge Intrvwer: Why ?? Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega ??
Ladka Handsome hona chahiye Smart to Phone bhi hote hain
Phone to iPhone hona chahiye S1 S2 S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote
hain Insaan ka dil Bada hona chahiye Chhota to Bheem bhi hai
Aadmi ko Samjhdar hona chahiye Sensitive to Toothpaste bhi hota hai
Teacher jyada Number dene wala hona chahiye Andaa to Murgi bhi deti hai
Yuva Rashtrawadi Hone chahiye Cool to Navratna Oil bhi hai
Rashtrapati Kalaam Hona Chahiye Mukherjee to Rani bhi hai v
Bathroom mein Hair Dryer Hona chahiye Towel to Sreesanth ke paas bhi hai
Ladki mein Akal honi chahiye Surat to Gujrat mein bhi hai
Mobile General mode par hona chahiye Silent to Manmohan Singh bhi hain
Seb meetha hona chahiye Lal to Advani bhi hain
Ladka Dravid jaisa hone chahiye Rahul to Gandhi bhi hai
Ghumna to Hill Station par chahiye Goa to Pan masala bhi hai
Reply dhang ka hona chahiye Hmmmmmmm to bhains bhi kar leti hai
Teacher: Kaun si chidiya sabse fast urti hai ?? Student: Mam Haathi Teacher: Nalayak Tera baap kya karta hai ?? Student: Ji woh Al Qaida mein aatankwadi ka kaam karte hai Teacher: Shabash beta Likho bacchon answer likho HAATHI
Santa: Doctor ke paas gaya aur bola ghar jaane ki kitne fees lete hain aap?? Doctor: 300 rupees Santa: Theek hai doctor ji chaliye phir Doctor ne apna bag liya bike nikali aur Santa ko le kar Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye Doctor bola: Mareez kahan hai ?? Santa: Yahan koi mareez nahi hai doctor ji darasal baat yeh hai ki taxi wala 500 maang raha tha aur aapne 300 mein le aaye
Husband and wife mein jhagda ho raha tha Biwi: Kaash main apni maa ki baat maan leti aur tum se shaadi na karti Pati: Kya matlab tumhari ma...