Whatsapp jokes

Husband and wife mein jhagda ho raha tha Biwi: Kaash main apni maa ki baat maan leti aur tum se shaadi na karti  Pati: Kya matlab tumhari maa ne tumhe mujh se shaadi karne ke liye mana kiya tha ?  Biwi: Aur nahi toh kya Pati: Hey Bhagwaan main aaj tak us nek aurat ko kitna bura samjhta raha jisne mujhe bachana chaha

 Santa se interview mein pucha gaya: Agar 2 minute ke liye aapko PM bana diya jaye toh aap kya karenge ?? Santa: Hum Maggi noodles banayenge Intrviwer: Why ?? Santa: 2 Minute mein toh sirf Maggi ban sakta hai Intrvwer: Agar 5 saal ke liye bana diya jaye ?? Santa: Hum 5 saal ke liye PM nahi banenge Intrvwer: Why ?? Santa: Itni Maggi kaun khayega ??

 Ladka Handsome hona chahiye Smart to Phone bhi hote hain  Phone to iPhone hona chahiye S1 S2 S3 to Train ke Dibbe bhi hote  hain Insaan ka dil Bada hona chahiye Chhota to Bheem bhi hai  Aadmi ko Samjhdar hona chahiye Sensitive to Toothpaste bhi hota hai  Teacher jyada Number dene wala hona chahiye Andaa to Murgi bhi deti hai  Yuva Rashtrawadi Hone chahiye Cool to Navratna Oil bhi hai  Rashtrapati Kalaam Hona Chahiye Mukherjee to Rani bhi hai v  Bathroom mein Hair Dryer Hona chahiye Towel to Sreesanth ke paas bhi hai  Ladki mein Akal honi chahiye Surat to Gujrat mein bhi hai  Mobile General mode par hona chahiye Silent to Manmohan Singh bhi hain  Seb meetha hona chahiye Lal to Advani bhi hain  Ladka Dravid jaisa hone chahiye Rahul to Gandhi bhi hai  Ghumna to Hill Station par chahiye Goa to Pan masala bhi hai  Reply dhang ka hona chahiye Hmmmmmmm to bhains bhi kar leti hai

Teacher: Kaun si chidiya sabse fast urti hai ?? Student: Mam Haathi Teacher: Nalayak Tera baap kya karta hai ?? Student: Ji woh Al Qaida mein aatankwadi ka kaam karte hai Teacher: Shabash beta Likho bacchon answer likho HAATHI