Santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,

Banta- mai khol du,

Santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

Santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.

Banta: kyun?

Santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Saab:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Kareena
Major Saab:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Kareena.

Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei

Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.
Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker

Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon

Dost: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?

Sardar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.